Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.


2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.


3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.


4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.


5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.


6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


I apologise about this. I'm an idiot too and I needed company.